On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate down sizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another job.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totalling nearly $1 million.Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million. She explained that she had 'charged' him for sex, and these were the results of her savings and investments. The husband was so astounded he could barely speak.

Finally he found his voice and blurted out,'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have had sex only with you.'

That's when she shot him.

You know, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut, !!!!

A pirate walked into a bar,�and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened?�� You look�terrible."
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"What do you mean?"�said the pirate, "I feel fine."
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"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that�before�
"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a�battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
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The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that�hook?� What happened to your hand?"
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The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I�boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off.� I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine,�really.."
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"What about that eye patch?"
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"Oh," said�the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of�birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them [censored] in my eye."
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"You're�kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't�lose an eye just from bird�[censored]? "
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"Well It was my first�day with the�hook"�

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate down sizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another job.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totalling nearly $1 million.Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million. She explained that she had 'charged' him for sex, and these were the results of her savings and investments. The husband was so astounded he could barely speak.

Finally he found his voice and blurted out,'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have had sex only with you.'

That's when she shot him.

You know, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut, !!!!

20 bucks X 365 days a year X 30 yrs = 219,000.00 , looks like he weren't the only one foolin around