I remember one time way back in my water skiing days I was showing off and squatted down to drag my butt in the water and then stand up and ski up onto the bank. After a little while I felt the need to pass some gas. Shouldn't a done that. It weren't gas.
From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."
Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!