Oh Lawdy. Name of Dentist please.

my sister-in-law is one.....and she's not hot...

Yes sir but I had to pay for the boobs so they would stick out enough to rub against my head. Thinking of it that way I may need to set up a tip jar in every room of her office.

I had no idea Derek's Mom was hot. Who'da thunk it?

Not in Alabama. I got more teeth than the old hag that cleans mine. Last time she even managed to scrape out one of my fillings.

Tell her to pull all of her teeth out.

Maybe you shouldn't wear your shorts if you end up booking an appointment. Long pants might be better for everyone involved.

What's her relationship situation and is she attracted to swarthy, Italian men?

Married. But I bet she would love a swarthy Italian. I'll talk to her tonight and see if she wants to step out.

Should I get the laughing gas too?

I will admit I did not read this thread, but I did get my teeth super clean today and had a big set of lungs shoved in my face while this was going on. I have done this for years and the same large lunged (young) higenisits has cleaned my teeth for many years. I'm just pissed the polish woman with bigguns has left the place where I go get my hair cuts. It's been a long time and I really need a hair cut.

Helping a brother hook up with your mom is what the OT is all about.