What must be done to a deer tail to preserve it? Seems like it would be pretty easy to come by those in the winter months. Find a meat processor and they are probably throwing them away daily.
"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance."
-Marcus Tullius Cicero, 63 BC