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 Re: Best Fishing Quotes of All Time
[Re: Connor S]
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08/28/16 04:26 AM
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Kat-man-do
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"My greatest fear is, after I die, my wife will sell all of my fishing equipment for what I told her I gave for it" -unknown
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Re: Best Fishing Quotes of All Time
[Re: Connor S]
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08/28/16 06:10 AM
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happycampr
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On Jimmy Houston Outdoors fishing at Disney World, can't remember his guest's name, but he was a younger NASCAR driver who had salt fished his whole life and never bass fished... have to paraphrase cause I couldn't find the clip... Guest: "About what did that fish weigh?" Jimmy: "Oh, about three, three and a half pounds." Guest: "Oh, ok... so I can say I caught a five pound bass?" Jimmy: (Laughs out loud) "You pick up on this bass fishing pretty quick!!!" 
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Re: Best Fishing Quotes of All Time
[Re: Connor S]
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08/28/16 06:13 AM
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Mr. Incredible
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The biggest fish is always the one that got away.
It's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Re: Best Fishing Quotes of All Time
[Re: Connor S]
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08/28/16 06:17 AM
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Douglas J
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"That's what it's all about"
top 5 on the lame list
#MFGA
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Re: Best Fishing Quotes of All Time
[Re: Connor S]
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08/28/16 09:30 PM
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Catchingfish40
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Green Horn
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Put God First!
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Re: Best Fishing Quotes of All Time
[Re: Connor S]
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08/29/16 01:55 PM
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TBassYates
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One of the best quotes I ever heard.
Debra Dean wife of Jerry Dean of Honey Hole when young girl came up with her boyfriend at a boat show ranting about fishing and making a comment about "not really knowing what was going on when her boyfriend was telling her he was going fishing."
Debra told her "Honey one thing you can bet your life on if your boyfriend or in my case husband tells you he is going fishing, He is going fishing and you don't have to even wonder what else he is doing!"
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Re: Best Fishing Quotes of All Time
[Re: Connor S]
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08/29/16 03:41 PM
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Connor S
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These are great! Keep em coming  
I say we fish 5 days a week and work 2.
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Re: Best Fishing Quotes of All Time
[Re: Razorback]
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08/29/16 05:47 PM
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redskeeter190
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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(After a zero) "We swung for the fences." this is the BIGGEST cop-out...ever....just say....."I stunk up the joint"....
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Re: Best Fishing Quotes of All Time
[Re: Connor S]
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08/29/16 06:34 PM
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Texascajun69
Pro Angler
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Pro Angler
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That fish was so big the picture weighed 5lbs.
When I approach the pearly gates, I hope God deems me a keeper.
John K Fontenot
Diapers and Politicians need to be changed often; and for the same reason.
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Re: Best Fishing Quotes of All Time
[Re: Connor S]
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08/29/16 07:18 PM
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1oldbassguy
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not about bass fishing , but my dad used to say this all the time ,
" If I want any [censored] outa you , I 'll squeeze your head " !!
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Re: Best Fishing Quotes of All Time
[Re: Connor S]
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08/29/16 07:33 PM
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Chatterbait
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"Keep chuckin, they'll make a mistake."
Dan Clark
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Re: Best Fishing Quotes of All Time
[Re: Connor S]
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08/29/16 07:48 PM
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lconn4
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Re: Best Fishing Quotes of All Time
[Re: Connor S]
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08/29/16 11:35 PM
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kcb
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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God grant that I may fish until my dying day
And when I've come to that last cast I'll then most humbly pray
That in His landing net I lay in final sleep
That in His mercy I'll be judged as good enough to keep
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Re: Best Fishing Quotes of All Time
[Re: Connor S]
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08/30/16 12:17 AM
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SK1
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Quote by Charlie Sinclair circa 1980s" I know why you ain't catchin no damn fish you ain't holding your mouth right".
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Re: Best Fishing Quotes of All Time
[Re: Connor S]
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08/30/16 12:21 AM
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SK1
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"This is the last cast for bass, and then we're going to the house. ..................1hr later, last cast I swear.
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