A good day to be a shad.

Don't let your meat loaf.

If you eat right, you're going to s**t.

Don't get any on you, but if you do, get it all over you.

It's hotter than a road lizard out here

My dad used to tell me after I lost or missed a fish, "boy you can't put no salt and peppa on that one".

"Set the hook like you are trying to break something."

I love that sentiment because it works on so many levels (not just fishing, but in life).

Old Time Fishermans Saying:
Early to bed
Early to rise
Fish like hell
Then, make up lies

irritating quote:
"Giant!, Giant!, It's a Giant!" (only to end up being)
"It's not as big as I thought"

Professor "Buck" Perry (the father of structure fishing) said: "The fish are either shallow or deep or somewhere in between"

In the words of Jimmy Houston, "Good Lord made night time for Two things and fishing ain't one of 'em!"

The fish bite twice a day; Just before we get here and just after we leave!

�I�d like to thank Bass Champs, Allstar Marine, and most important our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.�

Robby Rose

http://www.basschamps.com/news.cfm?tourn...3&junior=no

1. If bass fishing was fun everyone would want to do it.
2. Any color worm will do as long as it's black.
3. You can play with that bass when you get him in the boat.

My uncle always says. " that's why they call it fishing and not catching " and when in the woods creek fishing with dead trees all around he talks about the man that froze to death couldn't find no fire wood.

old man and young man ice fishing next to each other
young man catching fish, old man skunked
old man to young man, what's your secret?
young man looks at old man and mumbles something
old man says what did you say?
young man spits a wad into his hand and says "you got to keep the worms worm".

I didn't see nothing.
One of my favorites when the fish is lost

I threw everything but the kitchen sink!

Just one more fish, then I'm done. (Lie)