Hang in there pardner!!!!

We were coming back from fishing Kerr lake. I had a fancy bass lure I found hanging on my mirror in the cab of the truck... well somehow stuff got placed on the dash and I had to swerve...here comes stuff flying my way I reached to stop the mess.... nice treble hook imbedded deep in my thumb in rush hour traffic I drove for a few miles with my thumb attached to the lure hung up on vrious nick-nacks I had hanging off the mirror.....Regan almost passed out from the blood flying and seeing the hook....I pulled in the carwash and hollered get the pliers and needle nose....both covered in shad goo he said you need an emergency room..... I said clean the pliers with the 1st aid kit from the boat.....I put the pliers on the shaft back up a little then turned it and pulled it trough the skin....I said cut it with the needle nose and he had to go sit down getting dizzy.... so I had to cut it and pull it back through on the side of the road at the carwash.....and NO there will never be any bass lures or hooks of any kind on the rear view mirror I will see if he still has the photo of it buried..

you get a catfish tattoo to represent each member of your family..

You have the heads off the biggest flatheads you've caught hanging from your front porch.

boil and bleach the flathead skulls out and superglue em back together. makes an awesome skull mount

in my shop i have 3 500 gal tanks setup with full filtration systems, temp regs and aereators. one for live gills, bullheads and shad, one for holding catfish, the other is for minnows. a 330lb digital scale and a freezer full of fresh shad and carp....

Sounds like a plan there. Might have to add some deer antlers to it.

...When as a teenager you skip a two a day football practice to go hit a pond you just heard had giants in it knowing there is a good chance you will get shot at if you get caught....and you are the QB so no way of skipping un-noticed

...And you talk the head coaches son into going with you

...And you brought back a 20 pounder on a stringer hoping that would get sympathy from him so he wouldn't make you run till you throw up

...Then later that weekend that same coach talks you into taking him knowing he may get shot at if you get caught.

Just get me the ball Anchorman....


Yeah!!!!

When you 5 year old laughs at bass fishermen's personal best photos.

When you have had more than one "unfortunate chum accidents".

You use your "bait knife" to stir the drink you just made and don't think twice...

You secretly take pictures of the next guys Lowrance chart with a gopro to find the honey hole

After baiting with old Catfish Charlie dough bait you notice the red finger prints on your bologna sandwith.