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Re: You might be a real catfisherman if....
[Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀]
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08/10/16 07:32 PM
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Big Sam
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We were coming back from fishing Kerr lake. I had a fancy bass lure I found hanging on my mirror in the cab of the truck... well somehow stuff got placed on the dash and I had to swerve...here comes stuff flying my way I reached to stop the mess.... nice treble hook imbedded deep in my thumb in rush hour traffic I drove for a few miles with my thumb attached to the lure hung up on vrious nick-nacks I had hanging off the mirror.....Regan almost passed out from the blood flying and seeing the hook....I pulled in the carwash and hollered get the pliers and needle nose....both covered in shad goo he said you need an emergency room..... I said clean the pliers with the 1st aid kit from the boat.....I put the pliers on the shaft back up a little then turned it and pulled it trough the skin....I said cut it with the needle nose and he had to go sit down getting dizzy.... so I had to cut it and pull it back through on the side of the road at the carwash.....and NO there will never be any bass lures or hooks of any kind on the rear view mirror I will see if he still has the photo of it buried..
If it ain't broke don't fix it...but go ahead and work on it anyway.....
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Re: You might be a real catfisherman if....
[Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀]
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08/11/16 09:10 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
TFF Guru
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you get a catfish tattoo to represent each member of your family..
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: You might be a real catfisherman if....
[Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀]
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08/11/16 09:46 PM
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uncle_bagster
TFF Team Angler
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TFF Team Angler
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You have the heads off the biggest flatheads you've caught hanging from your front porch.
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Re: You might be a real catfisherman if....
[Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀]
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08/12/16 02:57 AM
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Posts: 16
brdnckl1
Green Horn
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Green Horn
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boil and bleach the flathead skulls out and superglue em back together. makes an awesome skull mount
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Re: You might be a real catfisherman if....
[Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀]
#11772633
08/12/16 03:15 AM
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brdnckl1
Green Horn
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Green Horn
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in my shop i have 3 500 gal tanks setup with full filtration systems, temp regs and aereators. one for live gills, bullheads and shad, one for holding catfish, the other is for minnows. a 330lb digital scale and a freezer full of fresh shad and carp....
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Re: You might be a real catfisherman if....
[Re: brdnckl1]
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08/12/16 01:15 PM
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Big Zee
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boil and bleach the flathead skulls out and superglue em back together. makes an awesome skull mount Sounds like a plan there. Might have to add some deer antlers to it.
Last edited by Big Zee; 08/12/16 01:17 PM.
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Re: You might be a real catfisherman if....
[Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀]
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08/12/16 01:34 PM
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Anchorman
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...When as a teenager you skip a two a day football practice to go hit a pond you just heard had giants in it knowing there is a good chance you will get shot at if you get caught....and you are the QB so no way of skipping un-noticed
...And you talk the head coaches son into going with you
...And you brought back a 20 pounder on a stringer hoping that would get sympathy from him so he wouldn't make you run till you throw up
...Then later that weekend that same coach talks you into taking him knowing he may get shot at if you get caught.
Last edited by Anchorman; 08/12/16 02:36 PM.
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Re: You might be a real catfisherman if....
[Re: Anchorman]
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08/13/16 02:23 PM
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OPTIMUS PRIME
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Re: You might be a real catfisherman if....
[Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀]
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08/14/16 04:36 AM
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BrianTx01
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When you 5 year old laughs at bass fishermen's personal best photos.
Fighting Texas Aggie Class of 2001 Proud UNT Alumni
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Re: You might be a real catfisherman if....
[Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀]
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08/14/16 04:38 AM
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BrianTx01
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When you have had more than one "unfortunate chum accidents".
Fighting Texas Aggie Class of 2001 Proud UNT Alumni
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Re: You might be a real catfisherman if....
[Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀]
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08/21/16 10:19 PM
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ETX_Chad
Outdoorsman
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Outdoorsman
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You use your "bait knife" to stir the drink you just made and don't think twice...
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Re: You know your a real catfisherman when....
[Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀]
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09/01/16 04:46 AM
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Mark's Fence Repair
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You secretly take pictures of the next guys Lowrance chart with a gopro to find the honey hole
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Re: You know your a real catfisherman when....
[Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀]
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09/01/16 06:05 PM
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taterpop
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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After baiting with old Catfish Charlie dough bait you notice the red finger prints on your bologna sandwith.
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