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#11758672 - 08/04/16 01:40 PM You might be a real catfisherman if....
El Gato Azul Online   content
Angler

Registered: 01/31/16
Posts: 299
Loc: Lewisville Texas
1. You call your boat Sweetheart and your wife Skeeter.
2. You love the smell of chopped bluegills in the morning, smells like victory
3. Your bass fishing buddies show you pics of their big fish and you say " that about the right size I like to use for bait"
4. Your fishin buddies are named Bluegill, Gato, and stinkbait
5. You tie your toddler sons shoes in a Palomar knot so that he learns early..kidding
6. You have a pic of a trophy winter cat on your computer home screen

How do you guys know your a true catfisherman?


Edited by El Gato Azul (08/04/16 10:18 PM)
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#11758706 - 08/04/16 01:56 PM Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: El Gato Azul]
Ryan B Offline
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Registered: 06/13/15
Posts: 152
When you come home smelling like the bait you used all day roflmao
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#11758723 - 08/04/16 02:05 PM Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: El Gato Azul]
Nickbyrd Offline
Outdoorsman

Registered: 06/15/16
Posts: 169
Loc: Alvarado tx
1.got a fishin buddy named jimmy .( every fisherman is required to have one )
2.key words like "cat" "fish""boat" "pole" get you the stink eye from your ol lady
3. You constantly annoy your ol lady with fishin stories she doesn't want to hear
4. Dream and cry of the big ones that broke the surface but still got away
5. Show people pics of your pb over and over and over lol
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#11759058 - 08/04/16 04:57 PM Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: El Gato Azul]
El Gato Azul Online   content
Angler

Registered: 01/31/16
Posts: 299
Loc: Lewisville Texas
13. Spent more time studying catfish than studied in school...if only they handed out Degrees in catfishing
14. Name your black lab Mercury and your cat Yamaha.


Edited by El Gato Azul (08/04/16 05:34 PM)
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#11759165 - 08/04/16 06:04 PM Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: El Gato Azul]
Big Sam Offline
Pro Angler

Registered: 08/20/08
Posts: 644
Loc: Arkansas
#15 buy your wife a shad net for X'mas
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#11759174 - 08/04/16 06:11 PM Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: El Gato Azul]
Muzzlebrake Offline
Extreme Angler

Registered: 12/26/14
Posts: 1004
Loc: Euless
Asking the ol lady if she wants to smell your finger
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#11759276 - 08/04/16 07:10 PM Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: El Gato Azul]
mjmetro0719 Offline
TFF Team Angler

Registered: 10/25/02
Posts: 3777
Loc: saginaw,tx
When you sacrifice the month of August fishing time to tear your boat completely apart to get rid of every piece of carpet in your boat to make it easier to wash out slime and shad scales.
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#11759339 - 08/04/16 07:56 PM Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: mjmetro0719]
El Gato Azul Online   content
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Registered: 01/31/16
Posts: 299
Loc: Lewisville Texas
Originally Posted By: mjmetro0719
When you sacrifice the month of August fishing time to tear your boat completely apart to get rid of every piece of carpet in your boat to make it easier to wash out slime and shad scales.

you picked a good month...August is almost too hot to fish...I said almost flame fish texas


Edited by El Gato Azul (08/04/16 07:57 PM)
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#11759498 - 08/04/16 09:16 PM Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: El Gato Azul]
Nickbyrd Offline
Outdoorsman

Registered: 06/15/16
Posts: 169
Loc: Alvarado tx
Haha this has got me rolling keep it goin
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#11759617 - 08/04/16 10:19 PM Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: El Gato Azul]
El Gato Azul Online   content
Angler

Registered: 01/31/16
Posts: 299
Loc: Lewisville Texas
Your rain suit is your most expensive piece of clothing
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#11759628 - 08/04/16 10:27 PM Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: El Gato Azul]
Nickbyrd Offline
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Registered: 06/15/16
Posts: 169
Loc: Alvarado tx
You wonder how much a fish tank to house your next trophy cat would cost ...
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#11759814 - 08/05/16 07:34 AM Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: El Gato Azul]
El Gato Azul Online   content
Angler

Registered: 01/31/16
Posts: 299
Loc: Lewisville Texas
Get your wife a c3 6500 for Christmas? She really needs her own cause the other 10, well, those are mine
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#11759825 - 08/05/16 07:49 AM Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: El Gato Azul]
Fishin' Nut Offline
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Registered: 03/14/03
Posts: 5160
Loc: Huntsville, AL
Originally Posted By: El Gato Azul
you picked a good month...August is almost too hot to fish...I said almost flame fish texas


That's why I'm heading out this evening after work.
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#11759848 - 08/05/16 08:09 AM Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: El Gato Azul]
Big Zee Offline
Extreme Angler

Registered: 02/05/08
Posts: 1781
Loc: East Yegua
Your neighbors who live down wind of your house wants to know why your boat smells like cheese.
You go to Academy and open the stink bait just to see if it smells enough.
The buzzards show up around 3:00 to eat the catfish you just cleaned. (True story, one year we had a buzzard show up across the road where I throw my catfish guts and bones every Sat. about 3:00.)
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#11759997 - 08/05/16 09:43 AM Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: El Gato Azul]
taterpop Offline
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Registered: 01/30/13
Posts: 704
If you are in such a hurry to get bait and head to the lake that you forget to pick up your wife at work and when you get home to hook up the boat you are meet in the driveway by your oldest daughter.Dad you left mom at work!! And you send that daughter to pick her up.

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