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#11636850 - 05/31/16 07:49 AM High water at Lake Fork
ezbassin Offline
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Registered: 01/15/04
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Loc: Mansfield, Tx.
Funny story..
I was having dinner at Mamma B's at lake Fork one evening. The restaurant is very close to the highway 17 bridge so you can see both sides of the lake of Williams Creek. One lady at the table behind me commented on the lake level and said that she knew it was high on the main lake but she had no idea it was this high on back side of the bridge also.

I nearly choked on my burger laughing so hard.

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#11636859 - 05/31/16 07:52 AM Re: High water at Lake Fork [Re: ezbassin]
collincountytx Offline
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Registered: 04/08/08
Posts: 11112
Loc: Dallas, TX
smile Did you ask her if a car is traveling eighty miles per hour, how many miles will the car go in sixty minutes?
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#11636869 - 05/31/16 08:00 AM Re: High water at Lake Fork [Re: ezbassin]
Mike_Soriano™ Offline
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Registered: 06/08/08
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Loc: FORK
Bet she can't figure out why waterfalls don't fill up the lower part of a river too lol.
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#11637008 - 05/31/16 09:23 AM Re: High water at Lake Fork [Re: Mike_Soriano™]
Ranger1 Offline
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Registered: 08/28/03
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Loc: Allen, Texas
Please don't pick on the East Texas folk, not nice
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#11643568 - 06/02/16 07:41 PM Re: High water at Lake Fork [Re: ezbassin]
TX Rig Offline
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Registered: 04/27/08
Posts: 239
Loc: Alba, TX
The lake is only full. Even with all the rain it has only been a foot or two above pool for very short periods. I'm glad it doesn't get too full in the back of my cove. My dock would be under water.
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#11643573 - 06/02/16 07:44 PM Re: High water at Lake Fork [Re: ezbassin]
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It wasn't Hillary was it. roflmao
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#11643610 - 06/02/16 07:59 PM Re: High water at Lake Fork [Re: GIG'EM AGGIES]
PaPa@fork Online   content
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Registered: 04/25/16
Posts: 417
Loc: Lake Fork
Originally Posted By: GIG'EM AGGIES
It wasn't Hillary was it. roflmao


LOL roflmao
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#11643733 - 06/02/16 08:42 PM Re: High water at Lake Fork [Re: ezbassin]
Karl Dietz Offline
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Registered: 07/07/13
Posts: 932
Loc: Weatherford, Texas
I called a store one time for directions! I asked the lady if they were on the north or south side of the road.....she said, "It depends on which direction you're coming from"!
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#11643811 - 06/02/16 09:08 PM Re: High water at Lake Fork [Re: ezbassin]
GIG'EM AGGIES Online   content
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Loc: texas
Bet it was the same lady that was at Mamma B's. bannana2
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#11644282 - 06/03/16 07:01 AM Re: High water at Lake Fork [Re: ezbassin]
TX Rig Offline
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Registered: 04/27/08
Posts: 239
Loc: Alba, TX
I was buying fried chicken in Alba. I asked how many pieces of chicken came in the family meal. The young lady behind the counter told me there was 2 breast, 2 legs, 2 thighs, and 2 wings. That's 2 whole chickens! I almost asked her how many breast she had? roflmao You would think a county girl would know more about chicken.
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DPT 4th HS 22.9# 3/2011
DPT 3rd HS 22.27# 4/2014
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#11644397 - 06/03/16 08:03 AM Re: High water at Lake Fork [Re: TX Rig]
Len B 1 Offline
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Registered: 11/06/12
Posts: 262
Loc: Celina Tx
Originally Posted By: TX Rig
I was buying fried chicken in Alba. I asked how many pieces of chicken came in the family meal. The young lady behind the counter told me there was 2 breast, 2 legs, 2 thighs, and 2 wings. That's 2 whole chickens! I almost asked her how many breast she had? roflmao You would think a county girl would know more about chicken.


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#11644547 - 06/03/16 09:13 AM Re: High water at Lake Fork [Re: ezbassin]
fisherman2012 Offline
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Registered: 07/03/12
Posts: 42
Don't think that would be two whole chickens

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#11644583 - 06/03/16 09:30 AM Re: High water at Lake Fork [Re: ezbassin]
FACSR Offline
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Registered: 05/10/12
Posts: 199
Loc: Central Texas
Originally Posted By: ezbassin
Funny story..
I was having dinner at Mamma B's at lake Fork one evening. The restaurant is very close to the highway 17 bridge so you can see both sides of the lake of Williams Creek. One lady at the table behind me commented on the lake level and said that she knew it was high on the main lake but she had no idea it was this high on back side of the bridge also.

I nearly choked on my burger laughing so hard.


Does she think the moon is the back side of the sun.

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#11644596 - 06/03/16 09:33 AM Re: High water at Lake Fork [Re: TX Rig]
elkhunter7x6 Offline
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Registered: 01/20/07
Posts: 885
Loc: panola county
Originally Posted By: TX Rig
I was buying fried chicken in Alba. I asked how many pieces of chicken came in the family meal. The young lady behind the counter told me there was 2 breast, 2 legs, 2 thighs, and 2 wings. That's 2 whole chickens! I almost asked her how many breast she had? roflmao You would think a county girl would know more about chicken.

How many breast do you think a chicken has?

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#11644635 - 06/03/16 09:46 AM Re: High water at Lake Fork [Re: ezbassin]
fouzman Offline
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Registered: 01/20/09
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Loc: Houston, TX
One, but she's talking about breast halves. How many legs and wings do two chickens have? Get it?
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