Years ago there was a Pontiac Tempest in Grapevine off of Rockledge Point. There was a big catfish living in it. Being a noodler I decided to go get him. Worked on him for hours and never got him out. He wasn't all that big but he was smart. Every time I reached in to get him, he rolled the window up.
From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."
Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!