Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
5lbtest, Short fuse 8_5, flymt, ken1, bbrandog
106356 Registered Users
Top Posters
TexDawg 86919
hopalong 78790
Pilothawk 75568
JDavis7873® 67385
John175 ® 65721
FattyMcButterpants 60793
Derek 🐝 58857
Tritonman 57719
LoneStarSon® 53705
SkeeterRonnie 53102
facebook
Forum Stats
106356 Members
61 Forums
861903 Topics
12250413 Posts

Max Online: 36273 @ 01/23/13 02:34 PM
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
Topic Options
#11520874 - 04/04/16 11:37 AM Yay, obnoxious pleasure boater season is here!
Razorback Offline
TFF Team Angler

Registered: 08/31/01
Posts: 3563
Loc: Tyler, TX, USA
I'm out on Lake Tyler fishing with our cousin yesterday afternoon. I pull into a little pocket down near the dam on the East Lake. We stop just short of the first boat dock heading in and I get up on the front deck and lower the trolling motor. As I am reaching down to pick up a rod, I hear a boat horn. At first I thought maybe someone I knew was out there, but when I look there is a pleasure boat about 150 yards out and heading toward us at a very fast idle.

When I realized he was coming for the dock where we stopped, I tried to troll past the stall. But...it takes a few seconds to get a boat that is stopped moving, so when I realized how fast he was coming in I turned the trolling motor to high. That didn't work either, so I had to turn it hard to the right to keep him from hitting us. Thurston Howell III who is driving is muttering something and waving his arms around, and the woman in the boat gives us this evil eye look and asks, "Can't you stop that thing?"

I pretty much lost it. I asked, "Can't you stop that thing, you obnoxious t**d? We were already here when you came rushing in full speed ahead, but don't let us get in your way. Just run over us."

How dare a lowly fisherman be in the vicinity of his dock?

Top
#11520883 - 04/04/16 11:39 AM Re: Yay, obnoxious pleasure boater season is here! [Re: Razorback]
Huckleberry Online   happy
TFF Guru

Registered: 10/10/07
Posts: 17193
Loc: Lake Gaston, VA
Was his wife hot?

Top
#11520912 - 04/04/16 11:48 AM Re: Yay, obnoxious pleasure boater season is here! [Re: Huckleberry]
Chris_K Offline
Extreme Angler

Registered: 01/14/15
Posts: 1182
Loc: TX
Originally Posted By: Huckleberry
Was his wife hot?
bouncy

Top
#11520927 - 04/04/16 11:54 AM Re: Yay, obnoxious pleasure boater season is here! [Re: Razorback]
Razorback Offline
TFF Team Angler

Registered: 08/31/01
Posts: 3563
Loc: Tyler, TX, USA
No. If he looked like Thurston Howell, III she looked like Lovie.

Top
#11520930 - 04/04/16 11:54 AM Re: Yay, obnoxious pleasure boater season is here! [Re: Razorback]
Cass Caldwell Online   content
Extreme Angler

Registered: 01/29/06
Posts: 1995
Loc: Bossier City, Louisiana
I had to look up your Thurston Howell reference, but now I'm on board...lol. Nobody under 35 will get it for sure.
_________________________


Top
#11520943 - 04/04/16 11:59 AM Re: Yay, obnoxious pleasure boater season is here! [Re: Razorback]
Razorback Offline
TFF Team Angler

Registered: 08/31/01
Posts: 3563
Loc: Tyler, TX, USA
Maybe Judge Smails and his wife from Caddyshack works better. Whoever they were, he was apparently willing to broadside us if we didn't get out of the way. He had to have seen us idle in there and me get up on the trolling motor when he was still 250 yards away. Why couldn't he slow down and let us get past? If he had done that I wouldn't have minded him honking his horn. I would have tried my best to get past his dock so he could come in.

Top
#11520992 - 04/04/16 12:14 PM Re: Yay, obnoxious pleasure boater season is here! [Re: Razorback]
WillieKetchum Offline
Pro Angler

Registered: 06/11/15
Posts: 547
Loc: Huntsville, TX
Maybe he had to poop real bad.

Top
#11521034 - 04/04/16 12:32 PM Re: Yay, obnoxious pleasure boater season is here! [Re: WillieKetchum]
9094 Offline
TFF Celebrity

Registered: 08/11/09
Posts: 7120
Loc: Albany
Originally Posted By: WillieKetchum
Maybe he had to poop real bad.


Been there!
That would make it totally understandable.

Top
#11521035 - 04/04/16 12:32 PM Re: Yay, obnoxious pleasure boater season is here! [Re: Razorback]
reeltexan Offline
Extreme Angler

Registered: 03/03/06
Posts: 2359
Loc: Ovilla, TEXAS
any detectable northern accent?

peep
_________________________
"..The pleasant’st angling is to see the fish
Cut with her golden oars the silver stream,
And greedily devour the treacherous bait.”
Bill Shakespeare






Top
#11521043 - 04/04/16 12:36 PM Re: Yay, obnoxious pleasure boater season is here! [Re: reeltexan]
Huckleberry Online   happy
TFF Guru

Registered: 10/10/07
Posts: 17193
Loc: Lake Gaston, VA
Originally Posted By: reeltexan
any detectable northern accent?

peep


Get atta da way you stupid redneck!

Top
#11521050 - 04/04/16 12:39 PM Re: Yay, obnoxious pleasure boater season is here! [Re: Razorback]
Jpurdue Online   content
Extreme Angler

Registered: 04/28/14
Posts: 1401
Loc: NW Houston
Under 35 and I got it. One of my favorite shows! You sure there wasn't a Marry Ann in the boat somewhere?
_________________________
"Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley." -A.L.

www.LunkerLore.com


Top
#11521098 - 04/04/16 12:57 PM Re: Yay, obnoxious pleasure boater season is here! [Re: Jpurdue]
721Phoenix Online   content
Extreme Angler

Registered: 08/13/07
Posts: 2057
Loc: Downtown Tomball, Texas
Originally Posted By: Jpurdue
Under 35 and I got it. One of my favorite shows! You sure there wasn't a Marry Ann in the boat somewhere?


Ah that brings about the age old question, MaryAnn or Ginger? Hmmmm.

And your experience on Tyler reaffirms why I stay away from Conroe until winter.
_________________________
Wishin I was fishin!! ..............>(((//*>
2013 Phoenix 721 ProXP - 250 Pro XS - Motorguide
Humminbird Helix 10SI/1199 SI
PB Largemouth - 9.51 - Toledo Bend - March 2014

Top
#11521108 - 04/04/16 01:01 PM Re: Yay, obnoxious pleasure boater season is here! [Re: WillieKetchum]
Frank the Tank Online   content
TFF Guru

Registered: 02/27/13
Posts: 20717
Loc: Rockwall & a lake somewhere
Originally Posted By: WillieKetchum
Maybe he had to poop real bad.


Or worse, maybe Lovey had to poop real bad
_________________________
Proverbs 3:5&6
Talon Lures - high quality, hand tied lures made in Texas.
Team McRib - unable to get logo to upload
Cowboys fan and a Jerry Jones fan (for now)


Top
#11521113 - 04/04/16 01:04 PM Re: Yay, obnoxious pleasure boater season is here! [Re: Frank the Tank]
Huckleberry Online   happy
TFF Guru

Registered: 10/10/07
Posts: 17193
Loc: Lake Gaston, VA
Originally Posted By: Frank the Tank
Originally Posted By: WillieKetchum
Maybe he had to poop real bad.


Or worse, maybe Lovey had to poop real bad


or maybe lovey already pooped real bad

Top
#11521266 - 04/04/16 02:06 PM Re: Yay, obnoxious pleasure boater season is here! [Re: Razorback]
04champ Online   content
TFF Celebrity

Registered: 04/22/15
Posts: 6415
Loc: Dallas
maybe you need a new trolling motor

Top
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >



© 1998-2017 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide