I try to keep up with natural growth rates, so any fish I fail to boat gets bigger every time I tell someone about it. Come to think of it, the ones I boat and don't weigh or photograph all get bigger over time, too.
Just ONCE I'd like for someone to call me "Sir" without adding, "please stop making a scene.""The problem with quotes on the internet is having to ascertain whether or not they are genuine." -- Abraham Lincoln