Ummmm, I smell something funny. Troll maybe? Newbie with your first post asking a question like that? Not to be ugly, but have you been under a rock? Every county you listed has had flooding in a major way. There is nothing that isn't muddy in the general area of north central Texas. Like Tbates said, try the coast........
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