The fishing day from Hell!�
1. Forgot phone at home (should have turned around here and went home and stayed) (BUT NOOOOO!)
2. The new aeration system we bought for the boat last week (and only used once yesterday), BROKEN!
3. My brand new Barmah hat that was delivered Friday afternoon, GONE! LOST! JUMPED OUT OF THE DANG BOAT ALL BY ITSELF AND NO ONE SAW A THING!!
[This little excursion is really starting to add up, but hang on folks, we ain't finished yet]
4. The cover of the fish finder on the bow decides it wants to commit suicide as we are tearing across the lake at over 40 mph. It succeeded. That was number 5 that's committed suicide off my Boat.
6. A wasp lands on my face, so I swat it. It just started crawling up my cheek. I swat it again but harder this time...And This wap from Hell sent by the head republican demon himself is still crawling up my face and gets under my sunglasses!! I instantly go into "HOLY [censored] MODE" because I'm allergic to bee stings and just rip my glasses off and start slapping my face like I belong on the short bus (no offense to anyone). When it's all said and done, a pair of $80 bifocal sunglasses are laying in my boat in two pieces.
7. All this Hell for ONE KEEPER.ONE STINKING FISH BIG ENOUGH TO KEEP!!
We are home now. We are both safe and sane. And even laughing about it....ok I lied, we ain't laughing, but we are home now.

Dang rough day! Glad yall made it home in one piece.

I will probably end up finding your stuff. I find all kinds of [censored] on the water.

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!

I was gonna call you to see if y'all wanted to go cause the wife at first wasn't feeling up to going, but talked herself into it.
I just needed to get back out there cause yesterday was one of our best days ever on waco.
Amazing how things can change in one day.

Think we have all been there! At least you remembered to put the plug in the boat. Sorry ya had a sh#*� day.

Plus #1.


Side Note: It could have been worst. You could have forgot to plug in your drain plug.

I would have given the boat away if it had started out with the plug and finished off with everything else.
So I guess there are some things to be thankful for.

"My brand new Barmah hat that was delivered Friday afternoon, GONE! LOST! JUMPED OUT OF THE DANG BOAT ALL BY ITSELF AND NO ONE SAW A THING!!"
The cover of the fish finder on the bow decides it wants to commit suicide as we are tearing across the lake at over 40 mph. It succeeded. That was number 5 that's committed suicide off my Boat."
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" I instantly go into "HOLY [censored] MODE" because I'm allergic to bee stings and just rip my glasses off and start slapping my face like I belong on the short bus (no offense to anyone). When it's all said and done, a pair of $80 bifocal sunglasses are laying in my boat in two pieces."


Great things that can and often do go wrong when fishing. I think most if not all can relate to at least some of those things you experienced today. May the next trip bring you so many fish this trip will be an almost forgotten memory. But don't forget it completely, that is some memorable happenings you went through on this trip.

Everybody is above dirt, nothing caught on fire, and the boat didn't sink!!! It could be ALOT worse!!!!

Yes

Yes sir, I have at all those things, except the bee, happen to me before, but Never all in one outing!
And you are correct, the wife and I will one day look back on today and laugh a hardy laugh.
Until then, I will just shed a tear each time I have to pay to replace each thing lost today.

Yes sir, you are correct.