"My brand new Barmah hat that was delivered Friday afternoon, GONE! LOST! JUMPED OUT OF THE DANG BOAT ALL BY ITSELF AND NO ONE SAW A THING!!"
The cover of the fish finder on the bow decides it wants to commit suicide as we are tearing across the lake at over 40 mph. It succeeded. That was number 5 that's committed suicide off my Boat."
" I instantly go into "HOLY [censored] MODE" because I'm allergic to bee stings and just rip my glasses off and start slapping my face like I belong on the short bus (no offense to anyone). When it's all said and done, a pair of $80 bifocal sunglasses are laying in my boat in two pieces."
Great things that can and often do go wrong when fishing. I think most if not all can relate to at least some of those things you experienced today. May the next trip bring you so many fish this trip will be an almost forgotten memory. But don't forget it completely, that is some memorable happenings you went through on this trip.