I was at a bar one time and a lady bought a tank top from the place with the bar's name on it. Instead of putting it in her purse, she took of her sweatshirt to put the tank top on. Well, the good news was, she wasn't wearing anything under the sweatshirt - at all. She was hot, too. Great 15 seconds or so to have your head on a swivel.
Originally Posted By: jensent
How do you say Tony Romo in spanish? Mark Sanchez.
I deuced in a apartment pool after a bottle of peppermint schnapps